Politics, eh? One minute you’re bemoaning how your party resembles a coma patient and you might as well pull the plug. The next, the patient is positively kicking the NHS blankets onto the floor and asking for a glass of water.

As a word of explanation, there now follows quite possibly the most boring sentence on the internet this year: the results of elections to the chairmanships of the Parliamentary Labour Party (PLP) committees have been announced.

No, don’t click away! This is important. Each committee covers the remit of a Whitehall department, and the chair of each committee, in theory, at least, speaks for the PLP (note: not the front bench) on those subject areas.

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What’s left to say?

After Labour’s summer of madness and the first bizarre, chaotic weeks of Jeremy Corbyn’s tenure as Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition, it’s hard to feel anything more than numbness at the daily digest of political missteps and pratfalls that now define the party of which I’ve been a member for 31 years.

What’s left except perhaps to hide under the duvet and hope that you, or perhaps the country, will wake from this nightmare soon.

Then Catherine West prodded me out from under the duvet. The new Shadow Foreign Affairs Minister was reported as having told a meeting of Stop the War activists that Labour would consult them before deciding how it would vote on any future motion on military action in Syria.

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Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t make it easy for himself, does he?

He could have chosen as his new Director of Communications someone whose skills in media management were better known than his personal political views.

Instead he chose Seamus Milne, a hate figure on the right of the Labour Party and of pretty much everyone else to the right of that. A man whose strongly expressed views on terrorism, Israel and the United States align him precisely with the long-held views of the Labour leader.

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In the early 1990s, when I worked for Scottish Labour (or “the Labour Party in Scotland”, as it was then known), we put a poll in the field, as the Americans might say.

We wanted to measure voting intentions, but we also wanted the answer to a secondary question: Which party do you think stands up best for Scotland?

The answers were startling.

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It’s odd that nationalisation of the railways has become the totemic issue in this Labour leadership debate. Despite the swathe of privatisations that took place under Margaret Thatcher, it’s the one she never got round to – in fact, the one she positively rejected as too difficult – that Labour is obsessing about.

So what are the implications for the industry as a result of the current heated debate within the main opposition party?

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There’s only one thing worse than Jeremy Corbyn losing the next general election, and that’s Jeremy Corbyn winning the next general election.

Those of us who opposed the Islington MP’s campaign for the leadership of my party weren’t just worried about the fact that he’s unelectable, although he is.

In fact, if he had a realistic chance of becoming Prime Minister, we would have opposed him even more strongly.

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So frequently repeated has the phrase about the NHS being Britain’s national religion that is has become a cliché as well as an accurate observation.

And it’s the deference with which the health service is regarded by politicians, media and citizens that is its greatest strength and weakness. Strength because it is unassailable; no party would dare undermine or threaten the central concept of free health care at the point of use, paid for from general taxation and available to all irrespective of income.

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Whatever happened to the People’s Assembly? This was the “grassroots” campaign founded by a host of what Alan Partridge would no doubt dismiss as “that lot”: Owen Jones, Mark Steel, Ken Loach. Oh, and Jeremy Corbyn, naturally.

You get the picture.

The assembly’s manifesto, published just before this year’s general election, stated: “There is no need for ANY cuts to public spending; no need to decimate public services, no need for unemployment or pay and pension cuts; no need for ‘Austerity’ and privatisation. There IS an alternative.”

Bear those rousing words in mind; we’ll come back to them.

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Labour left-wingers are angry. They’re angry at the Tories, they’re angry at the bankers, they’re angry at the press.

But most of all, they’re angry at us Blairites.

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You hear it all the time, don’t you? Neighbours, friends and relatives stare at their shoes, embarrassed, wishing the subject would go away. They mutter something indistinct about Ibiza, then try to change the subject, avoiding eye contact the whole time.

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